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God: I think I'm going to make a new creature to keep you company.

Satan: Oh my god! Why?

God: It's too nihilistic down there on Earth. You and your friends are always up to no good.

Satan: Well, you shouldn't have banished us here.

God: This time I'm going to create a perfect human being...one with free will and sentience.

Satan: Good luck, old buddy.

God: I'll wager that I can create a perfect human, one that can resist your charms.

Satan: You're on! What's the wager?

God: The ultimate control of Earth.

Satan: But you know deep down that I'll win.

God: I'm willing to take a chance, Einstein didn't know what he was talking about.