UFOs and TV couch potatoes

I'm often told by friends that I'm crazy for believing in UFOs. Only lunatics and rednecks from the hills would believe that stuff. Only someone who imbibes too much alcohol or one who smokes too much whacky tobaccy would make such a claim.

Besides, they say, "I've never seen anything like that."

Of course when I mention that it's pretty hard to ever see much of anything out of the ordinary since they spend almost all their waking hours either working or sitting on the couch watching TV.

Now you know why I have so few friends. Ha.

It's always the couch potatoes who are the most skeptical. Them and the over-educated boobs from academia.

Amen